the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better
I really, really, really, really, really, really wanna fuck
You’re slowing down, I’m speeding up
So just jump in the back of my car and lets blow something up.
I’m wasted, so wasted, I’m wasted.
i quote big lebowski a lot and i promise you a whole bunch of people havent seen it and i’m left looking like a massive jerk
Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.